Phony Auto Scratch
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Is your pretentious friend just a little too boastful about his new luxury car? Enjoy some sweet revenge for all those insufferable humble-brags you endured with the Phony Auto Scratch! Stick it to the side of any car to make it look like it has a terrible scratch!
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