Switchblade Spork
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The weapon of choice for juvenile delinquent chefs
Survival in the epicurean jungle was a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade Spork was king. Gangs of sous-chefs and line cooks ruled the streets and no food was safe from the steely glint of their sporks. This metal and plastic utensil snaps open with the push of a button to 11" long and also feature a safety lock to prevent unexpected deployment.
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